The phones phobia

The phones become more intelligent. Joseph Willson fells his intelligence mocked by smart phones. He doesn’t know how to do this.

He was already victim of this fear, a fear which he dealt with by pretending these superior techno - beings didn’t exist. For this, he’s kids will has to futilely rebel against.

He was lucky enough to attend the world’s premier wireless trade show on a press pass, which meant that in addiction to the free coffee and sugar cookies.

Before the fair, he had dreamt up a paradise of man: he was to be courted by companies with flashy gadgets; he has USB memory, he was to be winked at by leggy hostesses and he invited to endless buffets of caviar and cava as the business day descended into a debauchery. But the things went wrong from the very beginning.

He heard his phone ring and broke thins into a cold sweat. He has had this phone for four years. Gripped by panic at the social marginalization, he was doomed to suffer at the world’s single greatest gathering of mobile phone enthusiasts when he exposed his dumb.

He actually considered running to buy a Blackberry but he was stopped.